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White t-shirt with a colourful cocktail graphic and the text 'Whitsundays Weather Forecast 99% Chance of Cocktails".

WHITSUNDAYS WEATHER FORECAST - WHITE

$45.00 AUD
XS M L XL 2XL
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White t-shirt with a graphic of a ibis bin chicken and text 'what a BOGAN.'

WHAT A BOGAN - WHITE

$45.00 AUD
XS M L XL 2XL
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Dark brown t-shirt with a colourful cocktail graphic and the text 'Whitsundays Weather Forecast 99% Chance of Cocktails".

WHITSUNDAYS WEATHER FORECAST - DARK BROWN

$45.00 AUD
XS M L XL 2XL
Unisex black t-shirt with a front print of the "Koala Beer" graphic — featuring a drunk and drowsy koala hugging a beer can with "Koala Beer" written on it and "How Much Can A" written above the koala's head. It spells out "How much can a koala beer?" a play on words.

KOALA BEER - BLACK

$45.00 AUD
S M L XL 2XL
Unisex white t-shirt with a front print of the "Koala Beer" graphic — featuring a drunk and drowsy koala hugging a beer can with "Koala Beer" written on it and "How Much Can A" written above the koala's head. It spells out "How much can a koala beer?" a play on words.

KOALA BEER - WHITE

$45.00 AUD
S M L XL 2XL
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Unisex black t-shirt with a back print of the "Toad Clubbing Social Club" graphic —featuring a cane toad sitting on top of a golf tee with a bullseye in its right eye.

TOAD CLUBBING SOCIAL CLUB - BLACK

$45.00 AUD
S M L XL 2XL
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Unisex white t-shirt with a back print of the "Flat Out Like a Lizard Drinkin'" graphic — featuring a crocodile in a pool of water, holding a glass of beer and smiling with its mouth open, showing its teeth.

FLAT OUT CROC - WHITE

$45.00 AUD
S M L XL 2XL
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HILL INLET - WHITE

HILL INLET - WHITE

$45.00 AUD
XS M L XL 2XL
NEW
HEART REEF WHITSUNDAYS - WHITE

HEART REEF WHITSUNDAYS - WHITE

$45.00 AUD
XS M L XL 2XL
NEW
WHITSUNDAYS WEATHER FORECAST - PINK

WHITSUNDAYS WEATHER FORECAST - PINK

$45.00 AUD
XS M L XL 2XL
Navy t-shirt with a fish graphic and the text "Captain Kev's Fishin' & Drinkin' Club" against a light grey background.

CAPTAIN KEV - NAVY

$45.00 AUD
XS M L XL 2XL
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AUSSIE ANIMALS DOING AUSSIE THINGS

Who Are We

We are a small family-run business based in Proserpine, QLD,
creating fun and humorous apparel that brings Aussie culture,
and its iconic sayings, to life.

Every design is a nod to the Aussie way —
unfiltered, familiar, and uniquely ours.

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